You didn’t tell me,
so how was I supposed to know,
“that when you said, ” I love you”,
what you really meant
was
I’d love to see how fast you can dodge these keys I’m about to throw at you,
love to watch you lose your house,
love to talk about you behind your back,
love to blame you for every bad day I’ve ever had,
love to tell you that you’re rocking the boat
and when you can’t float…
leave you for another woman
to drown
because if I had known all that. …when I was asked if I do
I would have smacked your head with an oar…
paddled like hell for shore
