So I played a dirty trick on myself
i found an old lie slithering
around under my bed…
it looked
like it was about to die so
i kinda konked it
on the head and told it to Wake Up…but
it had already closed it’s
eyes …
you better
believe that shook me up… so
i started
swinging it around by
it’s tail… snakes
don’t like that you know…
…finally…
finally i fixed the dumb thing… i
stuck it in a bowl of
icecream in the
freezer… and waited about a
half hour before I
checked on it…
much to my relief it bit me as
soon as I opened
the door…
“it’s about time you came back toyour senses” i told it…
“you are a worthless fool” it hissed
“i know!… i know!” I told it…
“no one could ever love you” it replied
“exactly”…i eagerly agreed
“i can’t stand another second of your stupid face” it threatened “i’m leaving”
“but i’ve missed you” i whined…
…until…
it told me to get
under the
bed so i did and
now i can’t find my
glasses
This one is very good, too! I especially like it
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😉
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Don’t you believe it! lol
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Still trying to find my glasses… Please let me know when he’s looking the other way so I can get out from under this bed😉
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Okay…. wait for it…… NOW!
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Hahaha!…caught him!… Back in the freezer he goes
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That’s teamwork! *shakes your hand* Nice work. 🙂
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Whew … Thanks for that!
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You are welcome!
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Hahaha! The humor in this one made me laugh out loud! Thanks for writing!
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Thank u so much for all ur encouragement… beautiful people you are:)
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