Humor

Scrape Goat

“How did goats get in my sundae? I scraped them out on Monday!”

Simple the farmer replied, “Tuesday heard them crying and Wednesday heard them fret, Thursday got a goat sized net and Friday called the vet.  And when I saw them coming with all those hooves and humming and watching them throw fishes, I threw them in your dishes.”

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